F*ck The Lakers and the Horse Malone Rode In On

I personally used to be a Lakers fan. In fact for around a 10 year period of my 23 year old life they were my favorite team not named the Detroit Pistons. That has all changed this season. First off, there is no way possible that I can root for Karl "Gay Ass" Malone. Second off they have the best team you could legally build under the current salary cap rules, and all they do is bitch about this and that. It's funny to me that the guy who does the least bitching is the guy with the most on his mind (Kobe). Malone and Payton bitch about this and that all year along with other Lakers. Some of who are too much of bitches to even say who they are. The word anonomous is the most pussy word in the english language.

All this being said I love the fact that Karl Malone had to go to a team and be the 3rd or 4th option for a chance at a ring. He could not do it as the leader of the team. So the 436 pound Power Forward must go to the Lakers and try to ride on the backs of Kobe and Shaq to get a ring. Flop again you BALCO BITCH, if you throw an elbow at Chauncey or Rip in the Finals I hope Ben RIPS YOUR F*CKING HEAD OFF.

When the Pistons beat the Lakers and THEIR OFFICIALS IN THE NBA FINALS, I WILL BE THE HAPPIEST PERSON ON THE PLANET. IF KARL MALONE WAS TO DIE TOMORROW, I WOULD BE THE FIRST TO SEND INVITES TO THE PARTY OF A LIFETIME AT DIDDY'S HOUSE.

All this being said congratulations to the Lakers for making it through all the sh*t they've went through this season to get to the Finals. Kareem Rush, D Fish, and Kobe Bryant are the only Lakers I like these days. Nice shooting Kareem.